119 KB Cable Guy: "Reality isn't father knows best anymore, it's a kick in the face on a Saturday night with a steel toe grip kodiak work boot and a trip to the hospital, bloodied and bashed."

43 KB Cable Guy: "Come back here so that I may brain thee!"

187 KB Cable Guy: "You're offering me a bribe, what you've just done is illegal and in this state, if convicted, you could be fined up to 5 thousand dollars or spent six months in a correctional facility." Kovacs: "Oh, oh, please, no...I was...I was just making conversation."

77 KB Cable guy: ::Knocking on the door:: "Cable Guy!!"

74 KB ::Cable Guy laughing at a TV cartoon.::

51 KB Cable Guy: "It's the summer love, baby!"

455 KB ::Part of the song "Somebody to Love"::

198 KB Melinda: "Welcome to Medieval Times. I'll be your serving wench, Melinda. Might I get you something from the barkeep? Cable Guy: "Does thust have thou a mug of ale for me and me mate? He has been pitched in battle for a fortnight and has a king's thirst for the frosty brew thus thou may have for thust."