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Here are some of my favorite quotes. These are "edited", because I like to have all audiances view my site, thank you very much.

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MRS. BUELLER: Ferris? Ferris? Tom!


MRS. BUELLER: Oh, it's Ferris.

MR. BUELLER: What? What's wrong?

MRS. BUELLER: 'What's wrong?' Look at him, honey!

MR. BUELLER: Ferris? What's wrong, pal?


MRS. BUELLER: Honey, feel his hands, they're cold and clammy.


FERRIS: I'm fine. I'll get up.


FERRIS: I have a test today.


FERRIS: I have to take it. I want to go to a good college so I can have a fruitful life.

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FERRIS: They bought it. Incredible. One of the worst performances in my career and they never doubted it for a second.

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FERRIS: This is my ninth sick day this semester. It's getting pretty hard coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten, I'm probably going to have to barf up a lung, so I better make this one count.

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FERRIS: You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.....Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

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FERRIS: I do have a test today. That wasn't B.S. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on ever being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarcists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.

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FERRIS: Not that I condone fascism. Or any ism, for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, 'I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me'. A good point there. After all, he was The Walrus. I could be The Walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off of people.

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FERRIS: Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight, if you stuck a lump of coal up his butt, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.

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FERRIS: I'm so disappointed in Cameron! Twenty bucks says he's out in his car debating whether or not he should come over.

CAMERON: He'll keep calling me. He'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty....this is rediculous! I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I-I'll go. Shoot. [starts car, then stops it and beats the passenger seat with his fist] GODDANGIT!!! [starts car, then turns it off again] Forget it. [gets out of the car and walks to the house, then comes back, jumping up and down in frustration]

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FERRIS[James Bond style]: Bueller. Ferris Bueller.

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CAMERON: Ferris, my Dad loves that car more than life itself.

FERRIS: A man with his priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile.

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FERRIS: If YOU had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? [pauses] Neither would I.

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FERRIS: Look, this is real simple. Whatever miles we put on, we'll take back off.


FERRIS: We'll drive home backwards.

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FERRIS: A) You can never go too far. B) If I'm gonna get busted it is NOT gonna be by a guy like THAT.

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FERRIS[about Cameron's house]: The place is like a museum. It's very beautiful, and very cold, and you're not allowed to touch anything.

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FERRIS[about Cameron]: I caught him digging the ride once or twice. It's good for him. It teaches him to deal with his fear. And, I must be honest here, I love driving it. It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up.

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CAMERON: Let’s surrender.

FERRIS: Never.

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ROONEY: What's the score?

PIZZA GUY: Nothing-nothing.

ROONEY: Who's winning?

PIZZA GUY: [pauses] The Bears.

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CAMERON: Eh, batta-batta-batta-batta, su-wing batta! C'mon...

CAMERON & FERRIS: Eh, batta-batta-batta-batta, su-wing batta!

CAMERON: Hecan'thithecan'thithecan'thithecan'thit su-wing batta.

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FERRIS: You think I don't care?

CAMERON: I know you don't care.

FERRIS[gasps]: That hurts, Cameron! Cameron, what have you seen today?

CAMERON[shrugs]: Nothing good.

FERRIS[stuttering]: Nu-nu-nothing good? This--nothing good?! We've seen everything good, we've seen the whole city! We went to a museum, we saw priceless works of art.....w-we ate pancreas!

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FERRIS: Ladies and gentlemen, you're such a wonderful crowd, we'd like to play a little tune for you. This is one of my personal favorites. I'd like to dedicate it to a young man who thinks he hasn't seen anything good today. Cameron Frye, this one's for you.

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FERRIS: Hey.....Cameron, how many miles did you say this thing had on it when we left?

CAMERON: 126 and halfway between three and four-tenths. Why? How many miles are on it now? [leans forward to look]

FERRIS: Here’s where Cameron goes berzerk.

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CAMERON: Ferris Bueller, you’re my hero.

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CAMERON: What’d I do?

FERRIS: You killed the car.

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FERRIS[to camera]: You're still here? It's over! Go home! [starts to walk out, then turns around] Go! [leaves]

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