79 KB Beggar: "Excuse me sir, any spare change?" Fletcher: "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm all out."

384 KB Fletcher: "It's a good thing I was wearing neutral gang colors. I might've had to pull out my nine and bust a cap!"

91 KB Pete: "What's up Fletcher?" Fletcher: "Your cholesterol, fatty! Dead man walking!"

87 KB Fletcher: "Wow! That was a nice image…deleted!"

114 KB Samantha Cole: "You look like you're having a rough morning." Fletcher: "Ding, ding, ding! What do we have for her, Johnny?"

54 KB Fletcher: "Don't ask! For God sakes, don't ask!"

137 KB Max: "If I keep making this face will it get stuck that way?" Fletcher: "Uh-uh, in fact some people make a good living that way."

56 KB Audrey: "What were you doing??" Fletcher: "Having sex!"

117 KB Court officer: "All rise, for the honorable Judge Stevens." Fletcher: "Honorable…phhhhhh!"

91 KB Randy: "Hey, Mr. Reede!" Fletcher: "Hey…man." Randy: "It's Randy." Fletcher: "Yeah, I know."

50 KB Randy: "Hey, Fletcher!" Fletcher: Hey! You're not important enough to remember!"

128 KB Fletcher: "Loser…Idiot…Wimp…Degenerate…Sssssslut!!!

88 KB Fletcher: "Jordan fades back, swoosh, and that's the game!"

166 KB Greta: "My friend had to pay the burglar six thousand dollars! Is that justice??" Fletcher: "No, I'd got him 10."

113 KB Fletcher: "I'm late, I'm sorry. The gauge is broken or something…"

246 KB Judge: "Who did this?" Fletcher: "A madman, your honor. A desperate fool at the end of his pitiful rope." Judge: "What did he look like?" Fletcher: "About 6'2, 180 pounds, big teeth, kinda gangly."

159 KB Man: "What the hell are you doing?!" Fletcher: I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind?!"

166 KB Judge: "Order! Order! Order!!!" Fletcher: "Knock it off!!" Judge: "Sit down!"

191 KB Errand Boy: "Taking lunch orders, Mr. Reede. Anything?" Fletcher: "No! Thanks. Um…I've had so much for breakfast I'm just about ready to pop."

97 KB Max: "My teacher tells me the real beauty is on the inside." Fletcher: "That's just something ugly people say."

58 KB Fletcher: " Settle! Settle-settle-settle, settle!!"

101 KB Fletcher: "Listen, kiddo, why don't you go play in my office for a minute? Sue somebody for everything they got."

109 KB Fletcher: "And the truth shall set you free!"

220 KB Fletcher: "Mrs. Cole, you're the victim here. The wife of a cold, distant workaholic, starved for affection, driven into the arms of another man." Samantha Cole: "Seven." Fletcher: "Yeah, whatever!"

157 KB Pete: "Hey, Fletcher!" Fletcher: "Hey, Pete! Are you losing a little weight?" Pete: "I don't know…maybe." Fletcher: "Looks and personality, a double threat guy!"

61 KB Fletcher: "Here she comes to wreck the daaaaaaay!"

56 KB Errand Boy: "What's it gonna be, Mr. Reede?" Fletcher: "A pock mark, eventually."

200 KB Fletcher: "What's wrong with me?!...I'm getting what I deserve, I'm reaping what I sow..."

68 KB Secretary:"Like the dress?" Fletcher: "Whatever takes the focus off your head!"

55 KB Fletcher: "I can't lie!!"

33 KB Fletcher: "It was meeeee!!"

394 KB Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Fletcher: "Depends on how long you are following me!" Cop: "Why don't we just take it from the top?" Fletcher: "Here it goes! I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes in the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling, while running a red light and speeeeding!!!"

178 KB Fletcher: "Wake up sisters! There's nooooooo such thing as a weaker sex!"